IRON MAN 2 TOYS!!!

STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!!!

... and play with these Iron Man 2 Minimates instead. Look, it's a slow news day and these little suckers are the closest you're gonna get to movie buzz. DEAL WITH IT!!!

Besides, they come with a fun little mystery. If you'll notice in the picture directly below, in the top left hand corner, there is a black silhouette where tiny plastic merchandise should be. Shitty photoshop job? That's what I thought, too. But turns out those sly Diamond Select dudes want the identity of this toy to remain a secret until the line is released in March. Will you still care by then? Probably not. Will you care as soon as you're done reading this? Doubtful. To be honest, never understood the appeal of miniaturizing perfectly good action figures. Seems like the only ones who'd get pumped about this bit are those too young to not accidentally choke on them... anyway here they are.

Know what? Even at the scale of a 25 cent Homie, War Machine still looks pretty badass. Having a rotary gun resting on your shoulder kinda does that, huh? Check out the B-team below.

Walter Orsini

01.22.2010